*drops down on one knee* will u sin with me
(Source: veinitas)
in other news…
im snowed in
cop: where were you last night?
shakira: at home sleeping
shakira’s hips: she was at the club where the murder took place
shakira: son of a
“ she’s 5′2″, but I want you”
“she’s fine too, but I want you”
Tell everyone you see today that you will see them in a year. They’ll laugh and assume that you mean you will see them tomorrow. Little do they know at midnight, you will leave society behind to live in the woods for 365 days. Seek solitude. Seek peace.
